'Life Is a Bitch, But Thankfully So Am I' - Classic Cap

This relaxed, lived-in cap carries a sharp wink of attitude—soft cotton, a low-profile crown, and an under-the-breath slogan embroidered across the front: “life is a bitch, but thankfully so am I.” It settles easily into everyday rhythms: worn on sunrise dog walks, while running errands, or as a quiet declaration at a crowded coffee shop. The pre-curved Permacurv® visor and muted underbill keep glare at bay without looking try-hard. An adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you fine-tune the fit, and subtle details like sewn-in label and branded visor sticker give it a tactile, quality feel. The cap ages beautifully; the fabric and construction invite you to make it your go-to headwear for days when you want to show grit with a hint of humor.

Product features
- Soft 100% cotton body for everyday comfort (Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton)
- Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel design with stitched eyelets for ventilation
- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitch detail
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor; adult sizing, not for ages 0–3

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.